You ever have one of those days where it feels like your brain is simply too goopy and you are just struggling to hold it all in your skull? Focusing is painful – not like headache painful – but “holy-crap-this-is-beyond-exhausting” painful?
Introducing Brain Tape!
This new revolutionary product is here to help you Hold it All Together! Simply crack open your cranium, pull off a healthy length of patent pending Brain Tape, and give your brain the Brain Tape treatment! Soon you’ll be back to your old self, brain safely and contentedly embraced in wondrous Brain Tape!